Monday, June 1, 2020

Teacher student best Funny Jokes


Today's children start thinking about giving up their lives by bringing in a low number ....

One was our time. When we saw our number, Master's wish was to die.

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Even today, if the water falls from the child's hand while eating food in many houses ...

Moffa goes later. The baby is washed first.

No Dad, I was just sleeping comfortably…

Dad: Why are you crying, son?

Pappu: Teacher killed ...

Dad: You must have made some mistake

Pappu: No Papa, I was just sleeping comfortably…

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If you want your belly to look small…

Always hang around with a man with a bigger belly than you.

I was a pilot in Jet Airways .. ???

Ride: How to be a driver ..

It does not even know to run properly.

Auto Wala - Sorry Madam, I have arrived today ..

I was a pilot in Jet Airways .. ???

The doctor asked the patient to walk ten kilometers daily

After a year, the patient called the doctor

"I have reached Afghanistan, stop here or leave for Russia"

 

Never used to tamper with history ....

At school exam time

In history paper

The question was not known

Used to leave him empty ...

but

Write down

Ever history

Did not tamper ....

Three women with nirma ...

Pappu's car got stuck in mud ...

Tappu: What happened Pappu ... ??

Pappu: The train is stuck man, wait now

I am doing...!!!

Tapp: Whose ... ???

Pappu: Nirma's three women ...

Madam, child: where is your copy and pen ... ??

Kid: Ever since you saw me, what copy and what pen,

Tere Mast Mast Do Nain, my heart's taken away chain,

Lost copy, lost pen ...

The spectacle of technology…

Technology show

A wife straight from bed in the morning

She got up and was doing makeup.

Then the husband also opened his eyes.

Husband: Have you gone crazy?

Make up in the morning… !!!

Wife: Lie quietly, keep me your

To open the phone, recognize the face in it

Had opened the lock and now

He doesn't recognize me ... !!!

Husband is unconscious since


Sunday, May 31, 2020

Jokes: While messaging the wife, the husband made such a mistake, which will not stop you from reading.


 

Boy - I can't marry you ...

The housemates are not agreeing!

Girl - Who are you in your house?

 

Boy - a wife and two children ... !!!

'Let me see as well, who has an accident?'

Pappu said removing the crowd ...

 

When no one removed, he shouted,

I am the father of one who has an accident.

 

Found the way and saw pappu

One donkey was dead… !!!

The husband typed the message to know the condition of the wife ..

"How's the headache"

But typed by mistake ..

"How are you headache"

It has been 4 hours since the husband left the office, but is not daring to go home.


Friday, May 29, 2020

The wife said such a thing to the priest about her husband, which will become laughable after reading

1. Wife took sick husband to doctor ...

The doctor said - eat them well, always be happy,

Do not worry about any problems at home,

Do not raise their worries by asking for extra,

So they will be absolutely fine in six months!

 

On the way, the husband asked the wife - what did the doctor say?

 

Wife said - now even the doctor has given the answer ... !!!

2. Wife - Explain her definition of what a husband is?

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Husband - Husband is a creature that is not afraid of ghosts,

But four missed calls of wife is enough to create awe ... !!!

3. A woman was crying while sitting in the temple ...

 

Priest - what happened daughter?

 

Woman - Baba, my husband passed away last night.

 

Priest - Oh… very bad happened.

Did he say anything while dying?

 

Woman - Yes, they were saying 'leave my throat witch'!

 

Priest unconscious ...