Sunday, May 31, 2020

Jokes: While messaging the wife, the husband made such a mistake, which will not stop you from reading.


 

Boy - I can't marry you ...

The housemates are not agreeing!

Girl - Who are you in your house?

 

Boy - a wife and two children ... !!!

'Let me see as well, who has an accident?'

Pappu said removing the crowd ...

 

When no one removed, he shouted,

I am the father of one who has an accident.

 

Found the way and saw pappu

One donkey was dead… !!!

The husband typed the message to know the condition of the wife ..

"How's the headache"

But typed by mistake ..

"How are you headache"

It has been 4 hours since the husband left the office, but is not daring to go home.


Friday, May 29, 2020

The wife said such a thing to the priest about her husband, which will become laughable after reading

1. Wife took sick husband to doctor ...

The doctor said - eat them well, always be happy,

Do not worry about any problems at home,

Do not raise their worries by asking for extra,

So they will be absolutely fine in six months!

 

On the way, the husband asked the wife - what did the doctor say?

 

Wife said - now even the doctor has given the answer ... !!!

2. Wife - Explain her definition of what a husband is?

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Husband - Husband is a creature that is not afraid of ghosts,

But four missed calls of wife is enough to create awe ... !!!

3. A woman was crying while sitting in the temple ...

 

Priest - what happened daughter?

 

Woman - Baba, my husband passed away last night.

 

Priest - Oh… very bad happened.

Did he say anything while dying?

 

Woman - Yes, they were saying 'leave my throat witch'!

 

Priest unconscious ...